This Mother’s Day, Mom needs another bouquet like Dad needs another tie. Flowers are nice and all, but one gift just keeps on giving and giving and giving.
Book her an Arizona vacation home in the spa capital of the United States: Scottsdale.
Because as the years go by, that bundle of red roses–as pretty and well-meaning as it is–isn’t going to boost collagen production in mom’s fine lines or release the tension out of her quarry-like back, which after three kids and five desk jobs, could use a little softening. This year, make it a Himalayan water treatment, a deep tissue massage and a long weekend in a Scottsdale vacation rental.
You can see her now: splayed out on the massage table, melting into a puddle of oohs and aahs.
Dads, you’ll have an ulterior motive for planning this spa trip, too. Scottsdale just also happens to be a mecca for golf.
Who’s dissin’ the Hallmark Holiday now?